A Prescription for Trepanation
Posted on January 27, 2023 by Michael Aaron Mason
Don’t bother convincing me
of the thinness of your courage.
I’ve seen your dedication
to appearing grim and unapproachable.
You say you need someone’s help
like you need a hole in the head.
But did you ever ask your home healthcare
physician for prehistoric treatments
for Lord-knows-whatever would require
bloodletting, or a tobacco-smoke enema,
or sleeping next to a skull
like a profaned nightlight?
You should know that one
was prescribed to treat teeth-grinding—
blokes with sore gums night-haunted
by their Babylonian ancestors
aiming to finger a way back
from the abyss, into the juddering
mouths of their somnolent progeny,
kilometers down the genetic tract.
They needed head-holes, and they got them:
palm-sized craters knocked from their domes
with stone cotters so their brains
could suck airtight to the edges,
exposed to the sun,
to the captious breath of God.
Imitatio Dei, Verzeihung Lieber Gott,
Have some goddamned mercy please
before the brain-drain kicks in.
I imagine a tidy hollow
at the foot of the Andes,
piled high with these discarded
circles of bone—skulled
roundlets, lying in the dirt
like sand dollars dried
to a biscuity crisp.
Could you collect them?
Or flip them like coins?
Which side would be tails?